Friday, August 5, 2005

Does Size Matter?

Thank you to the many who left kind comments....and  a thank you to those of you who read my last entry with a grin :)

  While the "treasure hunt" continues for the missing G-spots, an e-mail came my way asking if the size of a "g-spot detector" would influence the discovery!......Well, I hope this entry places that question "Does Size Matter" to rest! ( any amens out there?)

   The answer to the question, "Does Size Matter?" Lies some 50 feet below the Oceans' surface off the coast of Australia.In the warm waters lie the home of the Hermaphrodtie Flatworms. This particular species is blessed with both mechanisms of  a reproduction system! During the mating season, these worms face off in a dance. During this dance, each worm flashes its penis (talk about "dirty dancing"). The worms parry and stab at each other trying to penetrate its opponent, before being penetrated itself!

    The fight is fierce.......the losing  Hermaphrodite Flatworm leaves with the burdon of fertilized eggs and offspring to care for (and a now useless penis!) while the winner, moves on.....able to parry and thrust again!

  Lesson learned...I'll take agility and stamina anytime!

Parry On my dear friends!           Marc :)

24 comments:

emfeasel said...

Oh, Parry-ish the thought!..  ;)  E

sdoscher458 said...

Oh great now I have dancing penises in my head! LOL  I guess "life" goes on no matter what.....Sandi

swibirun said...

So that's what they mean by the "motion of the ocean", ha ha!

But doesn't size play into the flatworm scenario too?  I mean if you have Boxer A with a 75 inch reach fighting Boxer B with a 68 inch reach, typically Boxer A is going to kick Boxer B's butt.

Great entry!

Chris
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randlprysock said...

Funny entry!  And interesting.  I have to admit I didn't know these worms existed until now.  
Lisa

gdireneoe said...

OMG...stop...just stop...can't breath...LOLOLOL  Gotta love trivia. ;)  C. http://journals.aol.com/gdireneoe/thedailies

robinngabster said...

When searching for the "spot" it has been my experience size does not matter! However, position, and good "handy work" do!   Best gspot O's I had were not always the work of a penis! LOL

sierrajazz said...

Doesn't matter how big the penis is... a penis ALONE always comes up short!!  It is how all the other treasures of the body are used together that makes it work.

jtuwliens said...

I'm still on the last entry...  You're killing me here!  Do you know the 7 places on the body a woman should puts her perfume?
Judith
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jouell3935 said...

All quality....not quantity...as such in everything in life...more the connection than substance! 'nuff said....

eml625 said...

Marc, Nice journal you have here, you have my attention !!! And in answer to your question I would have to say to a point, size doesnt really matter, it's all skill !!!!
Ellen
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justaname4me2 said...

Oh My, your latest entries are quite the fun..........the worm analogy, kills me. So what we have here in these last two entires is about "location location location" and "aim, aim, aim" LOL too funny.......
Rebecca

justaname4me2 said...

Oh My, your latest entries are quite the fun..........the worm analogy, kills me. So what we have here in these last two entires is about "location location location" and "aim, aim, aim" LOL too funny.......
Rebecca

justaname4me2 said...

Oh My, your latest entries are quite the fun..........the worm analogy, kills me. So what we have here in these last two entires is about "location location location" and "aim, aim, aim" LOL too funny.......
Rebecca

justaname4me2 said...

Ya alright, I had some issues just now posting a comment......now you need to focus on delete delete delete!
Sorry! Rebecca

blondepennierae said...

It's all a matter of loving the task at hand.  G spots and size ... they all come together (a play on words there) if the participants are enthusiastic.  Pennie

highlander6246 said...

Marc, I enjoyed this article so much that I recommended it in my own journal.  Hope you don't mind.  Wendy  http://journals.aol.com/highlander6246/wendysjournal/  

tschamberland said...

My ribs hurt from the laughter!  And with that, my mind is forever changed!  All in fun
Tammy

ondinemonet said...

Hi Marc :)

ROFLMAO! (Blush) All I can think to say is..."Oh my" LOL

Always, Carly :)

dcmeyer420 said...

Hahahahahaha! I just cut and pasted your entry on an e-mail I sent to my hubby. I know he will appreciate the info on hemaphrodite flatworms...

vaultofsecrets said...

Oh JEES!
This is about hilarious!!!
Great entry! I have been enlightened.
Wishing you health, happiness and laughter.
TJ~

http://journals.aol.com/vaultofsecrets/MoonDancer/

delela1 said...

Marc!  I am abashed!  <blushing>  First G-Spots and now Penis size with thrust and parry all mingled into one sentance...  This is a new side I'd had not considered.  Interesting...

After all, you got Rebecca all flustered!!!! <grin>  Don't delete...it really makes the point, if you know what I mean (no pun intended).

Dona

st0rmwhispers said...

omgomgomg roflmao

demandnlilchit said...

the only time 'size matters' is when you are talking bedroom closet space, bathrooms and diamonds! lol ;)

gdireneoe said...

Opinions previously expressed...;)  Don't EVEN get me started... ;)  C.  http://journals.aol.com/gdireneoe/thedailies