Saturday, July 30, 2005

The Gods Must be Crazy!

Just a short while ago, there I was online at the supermarket with a bag of frozen peas, 2 containers of yogurt, a French bread and cantelope. While waiting on this "express line" I happen to glance at the magazine rack. Catching the cover of this months Marie Claire, my eyes widen, mouth opens, and my grip on the frozen peas,loosens!  I bend down to quickly retrieve them and get another chance to read the cover again. Yes, I read it correctly...."NEW REPORT ON SEX....TWO MORE G_SPOTS REVEALED!".........."how can that be?" I whisper to myself, I thought I had it all figured out!      As the blood was rushing to my brain..."Hi Marc", I turn....it's my neighbor....that 30 something hottie, that parades around in short shorts and a halter top!   (I was grinning and blushing)   "Oh!" she goes on....."seems like I have caught you with your mind ...wandering.....huh?"

    I threw my eyes in the direction of the magazine....."Gina.....read the cover of Marie Claire.....and tell me......it isn't so"......She looked and in an instant caught the headline.....she lifts the magazine up and says...."well, this seems interesting...lets have a look here"....she thumbs through the pages.....the cashier calls my attion..."NEXT IN LINE PLEASE"........I am studying the expressions on Ginas face...for any evidence of truth....."well?" I ask...... "Well......I have know about the areas that they are talking about.....yes...they could be considered g-spots, but"...a loud voice interrupts    "THAT WILL BE 5 DOLLARS AND 49 CENTS PLEASE" prompts the cashier.  I yank my wallet out of my back pocket and hand her several bills.....I turn and stare at Gina as if she is the all knowing supreme being on this topic....."I don't know.....not sure if they are really new spots"...."SIR" called the cashier...."YOUR CHANGE...and HAVE A NICE DAY"

   As I picked up my plastic bags with the items, I muttered beneath my breath.."yeah, you have a nice day..afterall, you don't have to look for those spots"

Just when I thought I had it all figured out... Never knowing about those 2 other places......geez,.3 g-spots???    Yes, it must be true...and the Sex Gods knew it, Men have no sense of direction!

Enjoy your new sense of Empowerment!            Marc :)

 

29 comments:

emfeasel said...

..ok so that's 2 more.....a kiss on the neck and the trash taken out...........Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!  :)

robinngabster said...

Well? Where did they say they are? Let me know and I will tell you if it is true or not. ;)  xoxo

jtuwliens said...

Never fails, just when ya think ya got it all figured out…
Hmmm…where the frozen peas Edamame or conventional?
Judith
http://journals.aol.com/jtuwliens/MirrorMirrorontheWall

emmapeeldallas said...

Great entry!  OK, I warn you, this is going to be an x-rated comment, and it's an oldie, but...in the event you haven't heard it before...what's the difference between a golf ball and a woman's...ahem...pleasure center?  Give up?  A guy'll spend 20 minutes LOOKING for a golf ball...

;p

Judi

sierrajazz said...

I say throw the magazine away and enjoy the challenge and exploration of finding the spots yourself.

gdireneoe said...

LOL...LOLOLO...lollo>>LOL..omg I can't stop giggling...visual.  C.  http://journals.aol.com/gdireneoe/thedailies

randlprysock said...

Lol!  I'm laughing about the grip on the frozen peas... I have to tell my husband about this!  Can't wait til tonight!  Thanks for sharing the report because even if it isn't true my husband will be sure to find out and .... well, the rest won't probably be in a journal entry but... you can let the imagination... ummm, I better read some more of your journal and find out if you are married or just preparing for ummm, I don't know where I'm going with this comment.... you know... well hope you are having a great Sunday!!  Back to my socks- Lol!  Hugs,
Lisa

http://journals.aol.com/randlprysock/AdventuresFromFlorida/  

fitzzer said...

Finally - something good in the news!!! ~ Lori

mariebm56 said...

Well Marc, you just made my day.  Thanks for a good laugh.....
I needed it!
~Marie
still laughing.......; )

sunnyside46 said...

oh,no, Marc, i dont' know about them either and I'm a woman! how sad is that!
Marti

http://journals.aol.com/sunnyside46/MidlifeMusings

swibirun said...

Wait....this was even better than the puzzle, although awfully frightening.....how the hell do I explain to my wife that I've neglected 2/3'rds of her g spots????

Chris
http://journals.aol.com/swibirun/Inanethoughtsandinsaneramblings
http://journals.aol.com/swibirun/MyJournalJarSaturdaySixetcanswer

vaultofsecrets said...

LOL!
Learning is an adventure....
great entry~
Clueless?? THREE???
Oh my~


Wishing you health, happiness and laughter.
TJ~

http://journals.aol.com/vaultofsecrets/MoonDancer/

snye812 said...

Geeeee 2 more that I dont know about...will have to get busy exploring...what an adventure that will be
Sandee

justaname4me2 said...

LOL now here's the good smile I was searching for in journals. So there's 3 huh, well damn, maybe they should inform some of us innocent unknowing woman too...........
Rebecca

jouell3935 said...

THREE???!! Oh MY!
Sounds like more work than it needs to be...geeeesh...LOL

delela1 said...

I'm with E on this...

Of course, you do realize that sales of the current Marie Claire are about to significantly increase from this...your entry.  Thanks Marc, I may have to check this out.

Maybe MC should provide you with a 'bird dog' fee to make things a little bit better, because you know all your readers are probably going to pick up the latest issue now.

Dona

st0rmwhispers said...

I bet there are more than that ;)

amy122389 said...

3 ?!!?!  For petes' sake...I don't think I even have ONE!  oops...was that out loud?  hee hee....

~Amy

princesssaurora said...

He he he....very good.  Thank God my hubby knows all mine so well!!!

Found you thru CarnivAOL and I didn't need directions!  ;-D

Be well,
Dawn
http://journals.aol.com/princesssaurora/CarpeDiem/
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courtenaymphelan said...

could you read this entry for the AOL J-Land AnniVoicery Courtenay

jmorancoyle said...

    My God is that funny!
Jude
http://journals.aol.com/JMoranCoyle/MyWay

alwayswondering1 said...

YOU are a very interesting individual. You are multi-faceted...your writings show that. I am extremely impressed. Now, just where ARE those two new spots? ::grin::

libragem007 said...

Oh my godness!!! LOL!!! LOL!!  Ha!Ha!Haa!!!!! Marc, you really hit the funny spot on this one! :-D
Gem :-D

smartchicknc said...

i have enjoyed reading all of your blogs, but this one is the best one so far....more g-spots huh????  i guess that does raise the bar for those underachievers out there who havent found the first one yet....lol

jonjon04 said...

hey little girl im so glad you r mine you the best i would have never seen this side of you but you let me in to you r life and i m so thank ful your the best really the best that mean nothin els tis better then you or could ever do want you do for me ,i love you the best.

ladyeagle47 said...

Hi Marc, Your humor brightened up my day and I smiled for the first time in days. You have a gift,keep up the good work. Your journal is fabulous. I only hope to do as well. Suzie

demandnlilchit said...

When your with the right person every place they touch is a g-spot! lol Familiarty breeds goosebumps! lol lol lol

gdireneoe said...

Hehehe...ya goob!  I've already been here!  Remember?  Scroll down in the comments...this was one of my first visits here, Sir! ;)  C.  http://journals.aol.com/gdireneoe/thedailies

iiimagicxx said...

Marc, you got 28 responses... (I am laughing because whilst I am typing this response, I have this voice coming from the computer telling me the time... have you done something special in your journal for that to happen (strange)... okay, the G-spot story seems to have turned many heads and get a lot of reactions... what a good topic to sell magasines eh!...Don't forget as well that Marie Claire is a French magasine. I tend to believe that French women are very special in that matter :D
Valerie
http://journals.aol.co.uk/iiimagicxx/surreality/