Just a short while ago, there I was online at the supermarket with a bag of frozen peas, 2 containers of yogurt, a French bread and cantelope. While waiting on this "express line" I happen to glance at the magazine rack. Catching the cover of this months Marie Claire, my eyes widen, mouth opens, and my grip on the frozen peas,loosens! I bend down to quickly retrieve them and get another chance to read the cover again. Yes, I read it correctly...."NEW REPORT ON SEX....TWO MORE G_SPOTS REVEALED!".........."how can that be?" I whisper to myself, I thought I had it all figured out! As the blood was rushing to my brain..."Hi Marc", I turn....it's my neighbor....that 30 something hottie, that parades around in short shorts and a halter top! (I was grinning and blushing) "Oh!" she goes on....."seems like I have caught you with your mind ...wandering.....huh?"
I threw my eyes in the direction of the magazine....."Gina.....read the cover of Marie Claire.....and tell me......it isn't so"......She looked and in an instant caught the headline.....she lifts the magazine up and says...."well, this seems interesting...lets have a look here"....she thumbs through the pages.....the cashier calls my attion..."NEXT IN LINE PLEASE"........I am studying the expressions on Ginas face...for any evidence of truth....."well?" I ask...... "Well......I have know about the areas that they are talking about.....yes...they could be considered g-spots, but"...a loud voice interrupts "THAT WILL BE 5 DOLLARS AND 49 CENTS PLEASE" prompts the cashier. I yank my wallet out of my back pocket and hand her several bills.....I turn and stare at Gina as if she is the all knowing supreme being on this topic....."I don't know.....not sure if they are really new spots"...."SIR" called the cashier...."YOUR CHANGE...and HAVE A NICE DAY"
As I picked up my plastic bags with the items, I muttered beneath my breath.."yeah, you have a nice day..afterall, you don't have to look for those spots"
Just when I thought I had it all figured out... Never knowing about those 2 other places......geez,.3 g-spots??? Yes, it must be true...and the Sex Gods knew it, Men have no sense of direction!
Enjoy your new sense of Empowerment! Marc :)