Saturday, February 12, 2005

I Shot The Sheriff

  The Cerebrum!   That is the part of the brain that dominates all functions of  the mind.  In my town, it is known as The Sheriff!

   Now, the Sheriff would have it quite easy if not for the Hypothalmus. The Hypothalmus is the part of the brain that handles "desire". Left unguarded, that Hypothalmus would lead me into a charge of hedonistic fields! So, this part of the brain remains in a cell...closely guarded bt the The Sheriff!

   The Hypothalmus is not without wit and cunning. Once provoked by a scent, a warm smile, or seduced by beauty, this Hypothalmus gland will have the attention of  The Sheriff distracted, allowing him to reach for the skeleton keys hanging nearby and set himself free!

    As I make my way to the border....I am left with no choice but to shoot that Sheriff......only to find a deputy (guilt) in hot pursuit!

4 comments:

robinngabster said...

I got some hedonistic fields right here Marc! Make a run for the border baby...I am waiting with a white bronco with the engine running! Robin

samnsmile5 said...

Loved this!!  :)  Thanks for the smile this morning!  Do you care to share any more details??  :)
Michele   http://journals.aol.com/samnsmile5/LettingItAllSinkIn

delela1 said...

The only shooter you need is a few shot glasses filled with alcohol and you will be scott free (trust me on this...Sheriff's are drawn to booze like bears to honey).  :o  ~Dona
http://journals.aol.com/delela1/BlueSkiesandGentleBreezes

gdireneoe said...

...Once provoked by a scent, a warm smile, or seduced by beauty, this Hypothalmus gland will have the attention of  The Sheriff distracted, allowing him to reach for the skeleton keys hanging nearby and set himself free!...


I was going to say..."aHA...now I know what sparked you"...but from the looks of this harem I'm seeing...you made the sheriff eat those keys a LONNNNNG time ago. ;)  C.  http://journals.aol.com/gdireneoe/thedailies