Friday, July 15, 2005

ASSIGNMENT>>>TAKE A MOMENT TO APPRECIATE SOMETHING FRENCH................(LISE CHARMEL LINGERIE)

  Twice a year it happens!  A major department store announces its "semi-annual Lingerie Sale!"....... On one of these special occaisions, my wife will ask if I want to want to escort her through the dept.  Like the Trojan Soldier who was asked to climb into the Trojan Horse......I get in the car.    (somebody wheel me in there)

  Once in the lingerie dept, she wanders off, seeking bargains of the less evoking styles of under garments, and I left alone wandering...staring, admiring the imaginitive creativeness of the French Designers!

  On one such occaision, I was stopped by a huge magnificant poster which sat on top of a counter of Thong panties. The Model was  so gorgeous in her thong, I began to blush! Not wanting my  "appreciation" to be noticed, I moved around to the other side of the poster and allowed my imagination to mingle with the other items on display!   .... From the other side of that huge poster....two very feminine voices could be heard....."Oh I love these!".........  "You wear THONG panties?" quieried the other female.  Softly replying, "why certainly, I wear them all the time, I never take them off, except to shower and  ummm...."   "But they look so uncomfortable>" Moaned the second woman. "Heavens no! They are the best. Much more comfortable than panties....and this material...feel it...it's so soft..mmmmmm".    I was eavesdropping!...My knees wobbled!   "Oh my" the second woman softly said..."yes, these are so very soft...and sexy too". They both giggled, the way women giggle when they share an evocative secret. The first women continued to speak....."I can't believe this sale.....they are more than fifty percent off...I am going to buy several!".  I was still standing, obscured by the huge poster that separated us. I could hear them "oh and ah" at the colors and little designs woven on the tiny fabric. Then I heard the second woman ask....."Oh wait, I am buying all of these and I didn't even check the size!".....    My curiousity had reached its final limit, I had to make my move around the poster and get a visual on who these two feminine tigers were. I casually stepped around the poster and noticed two "Very Big Bodied" women!  simultaneously, the first woman explained..."oh you don't need to worry about the size....one size fits all!

     as I walked away....I smiled and mused....she is so right....when it comes to feeding our fancy, flirting with desire, indulging in comfort.....one size...does fit all!

Hope this is fitting you all      :)            Marc :)

15 comments:

emfeasel said...

Vous êtes un trip!..with que une une taille ont adapté tout le sens
de l'humour.

Elizabeth

sierrajazz said...

Hmmm, one size fits all?? I don't think so... but I do know sexy lingerie does make you feel beautiful and sexy.. so all women should treat themselves.  
Hey Elizabeth.. no fair writing a comment in french... but curiosity got the best of me and I had to go to the online translator...

jouell3935 said...

:o)

emfeasel said...

lol Jazz, you smart thing, you...XOXOXO :)  E

robinngabster said...

Marc...you are so naughty! I love it!! My husband breaks out into a sweat if I even suggest he look at "unmentionables" with me!!! Love this entry. Robin xoxo

mamaklute said...

Ahhhh les sous vetement francais!!  N'est ce pas que toutes les choses les plus romantique sont francaise?  comme le baiser francais (French Kiss) qu'est ce qu'on ferait sans?  L'huile lavande francaise  pour le corps ... ca sent l'amourrrr!!

hohumlala said...

LOL!!!!!! this is true........what is life without "feeding our fancy, flirting with desire, indulging in comfort" pretty freakin boring if you ask me :)

Cristy

blondepennierae said...

Marc, I found your journal through the CarnivAOL journal.  I have had soooo much fun reading and getting aquainted.  You have a great sense of humor and the ironic.  It's a pity it has taken me so long to find you.  Pennie

http://journals.aol.com.blondepennierae/APenniesWorth/

emmapeeldallas said...

Now see, I have to tell you about my shopping experience at Victoria's Secret a few years ago.  I'd picked up a few frilly fou-frous but also wanted some very plain bikini briefs to wear beneath jeans.  Everything I saw had ribbons, bows, fake pearls...I wanted something PLAIN.  When I finally found a rack of some great understated silk bikini panties, in dark colors, with small geometric prints...very ME...I couldn't believe my luck.  "These are PERFECT!" I thought, and I chose half a dozen of them.  As I walked to the register to pay for them, though, I realized there was no price tag on any of them.  There's a limit to how much I'll pay for panties, so I found a clerk and asked her the price.  She took one of the panties out of my hand and examined it carefully, then shouted to a clerk at the front of the store: "HEY WANDA!  HOW MUCH FOR THE MEN'S SILK BIKINIS?"  

LOL...I'd THOUGHT they looked a little roomy in the crotch, but hey...

Judi

debbted said...

Marc~This is my first read here and your wit will difinately have me returning! So funny!!! ;-) Sassy

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randlprysock said...

I better get my workout back on track so I look better in my lingerie.  Lol- hubby loved the red bra but it didn't stay on for long!  I hope he likes the navy midnight blue one... and French anything is generally awesome!  
Lisa

sunnyside46 said...

My daughter came home from work in a frenzy because the office had a dress code forbidding thongs."what business is it of theirs what kind of underwear I have on?"she thundered.
Should I tell her I think they mean flip flops?
Marti
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smartchicknc said...

OMG that is hilarious....just what we all want to imagine....however since i have gained weight, those thong panties just dont fit the same!!!!  one size DOES NOT fit all!!!!!!!   lol

gdireneoe said...

My FAVOURITE private pretties!  I'll have that in champagne and black, please.  White's too...sterile for that sort of thing.  Don't look nearly that good...but feel like it.  What a great story.  Hehe...ya little lurker. ;)  C.  http://journals.aol.com/gdireneoe/thedailies

iiimagicxx said...

Marc!!... Naughty you!!... whilst your wife is indulging herself in the shop, you just listen to some ladies sharing details about the underwears they fancy and why and how and take pleasure about it, to the point that you want to even put a face on their voice!... Naughty you!...Underwears can be little piece of arts and more than beautiful in them, a woman can feel precious and treated with care somehow - do not touch Fragile! - This said, I would not be able to compare with any other Make, in the US or elsewhere in the world. I don't know if the French underwears are the best. The best, is what you make of it. I could wear huge knickers and socks and still feel sexy :D
Do you like your wife's underwears she probably buy to please you?
Valerie