Saturday, September 16, 2006

HILDAS BRA--- SELFISHNESS SPOILS LIFES PROTOCOL

     I worked for a company that each year, the week prior to Christmas, they would order in lunch for all the employees. Each day of that week a different food was ordered in. There was always plenty to go around, and the left overs were quickly scooped up who get excited over "free food".

    On the last day of the week, a Chinese buffet was always brought in. This would really get Hilda going. Hilda was short, stocky , large breasted dame that loved Chinese food! She had been known to charge the line, pile up a mountain of food, only to return to the food line moments later! "Where does she put it?" we would laughingly ask.

    There is a  marvelous protocol that we are all born with. This "protocol" has us instinctively care for and protect our young. This "protocol" will have us jump when we hear another human cry in pain. This "protocol" will have our hearts open up and share with others who are less fortunate. The only thing that disrupts this "protocol" is selfishness. It's a selfish love that disrupts the simple logic of our nature. Thus chaos gets invited to the picnic.

    Hildas love, her selfish love of Chinese food which forces her to get on line, again and again, and have us wonder about that sagging bra she is wearing, is proof enough how our love, when executed with selfishness spoils the wonderful protocol that we were blessed with!

I guess her husband always looked forward to that sweet and sour breast of chicken!

 

15 comments:

inafrnz247 said...

OH good heavens... ROFL!  Thanks!   Michelle

mastersblynn said...

LMBO that was funny!

robinngabster said...

You naughty, naughty boy!!!!!

ally123130585918 said...

lol that is so funny ~ Ally
http://journals.aol.co.uk/ally123130585918/Lifewithally

lifes2odd said...

Free food? Where?!!
Just kidding! LOL! Good to have an entry from you Marc. I hope all is well over on your side of the state.
Martha :-)

inquestoftruth said...

You loved her bosom!   lol
~Meg

frankandmary said...

I used to hold back from the initial feeding frenzy in my office when a drug rep lunch was brought in. It was scary. Free Chicken Franchese became  like crack to everyone.If it had been coupled with sagging bras, I probably would have run home screaming.  ~Mary

tschamberland said...

Urgh!  Just the thought of moo goo gai pan in my bra sends me squirming in discomfort.  Ya, some people know how to suck the most out of a good thing...eventually ruining it for others. :(

Tammy
http://lifeliveitormissout.blogspot.com

sdoscher458 said...

LOL....I think I worked there too!  My place had a motto..."If it's free it's for Me!" Unfortunately that was the boss talking.  This "grab all you can" get dies real hard when you ask someone to stand behind the line and serve out the food.  It's hard to be a piggy when someone else is dishing it out....Sandi  http://journals.aol.com'sdoscher458/LifeIsFullOfSurprises

firestormkids04 said...

We had one of those at the manufacturing plant.  I guess what upsets me sometimes is that I see her character inside me, screaming to break the protocol which is foremost in my life.  When my head thinks, "how rude" my heart thinks, "there but for the grace of God, go I"  Blessings, Penny

philadlfiagrl said...

omg!!!!!!! ur last line has me laughin my ass off!!!! hahahaahahahahahaha
too funny!!!!!!

lizzzzzzza

http://journals.aol.com/philadlfiagrl/lizaslife

onemoretina said...

LOL.....   Let's hope she shared with him !    Tina

mzgoochi said...

LMAO!!! YOU AIN'T RIGHT!

bhbner2him said...

I have never wanted any food enough to stuff my bra with it!!!!!  LOL  Passing through from CarnivAOL.  -  Barbara

lissamom2 said...

Only you, Marc, only you! Toooo funny!